Not for a moment did he worry about SCP-1440,

The next thing that comes to mind is SCP-999.

[Project Name: Tickle Monster].

[Item No: SCP-999]

[Object Class: Safe]

Seeing this, Lin Lang raised his eyebrows.

Dr. Kondraki didn't have a good air:

"It's one of the easiest and most enviable tasks in the entire Foundation. Hell, I wonder if you're an O5 target, otherwise how could such a good thing happen to you?"

Of course, Lin Lang was not anyone's object, but this appointment made him subconsciously think of someone.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Why this is the most relaxed,

The most enviable task?

What is an tickle?

······

S.H.I.E.L.D.

After seeing that the object was classified as Safe, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It's true that I've recently encountered too many Keter-class containments that can destroy the world.

So much so that they thought that Lin Lang had also become a researcher in charge of Keter-level projects.

Fortunately, it's not.

Only Nick Fury frowned.

As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and a top agent who has experienced a lot of battles,

When he thinks about problems, he always thinks more -

Like what

Why did O5 deliberately arrange for Lin Lang to participate in a Safe-level project?

Is there any significance to this arrangement?

Hearing his doubts, Natasha on the side rolled her eyes.

"BOSS, are you thinking too much?"

Nick Fury sneered, "Then we'll see!"

······

[Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is allowed to roam freely in the containment facility.] However, in order to ensure its own safety, it must sleep or stay in the containment facility at 8-9 p.m. 】

[Subjects are not to leave the containment facility at night or leave the site at any time.] 】

[The containment facility is to be kept clean and the subject is to be fed twice daily.] 】

[When there are no other tasks or when resting, personnel are allowed to enter SCP-999's container.] The target should be played with when they are bored, and should be conversed in a calm, non-threatening tone. 】

As soon as this content appeared, the expressions of the audience in the entire live broadcast room were suddenly enriched.

Containment objects are free to move around the site,

When you're bored, there are employees whispering to play with it?

"WTF? Are you sure this treatment is abnormal? I want to be contained!"

"Hell, SCP-999 can't be a child, right?"

"Pull it down, the kid will be locked up! or a kitten or a puppy or something. "

"Damn, it's the first time I've been so curious about a Safe-class containment. "

"Bring it up (annoyed!)"

“······"

······

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Natasha gave Nick Fury a look,

As if to say,

You're just thinking too much.

Nick Fury ignored her and looked at the screen intently.

[Description: SCP-999 is a large, irregular, viscous, orange, translucent and viscous object. 】

[Its mass is 54 kg.] Its density is roughly equivalent to that of peanut butter. 】

[The size of the target changes frequently, but most of the time it resembles a soybean bag chair, about two meters wide and one meter high.] 】

[SCP-999 is composed of an oil-like substance currently unknown to scientific science.] 】

[The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane, resembling an animal cell approximately 0.5 cm thick, and is also highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten parts of its body to 2 cm thin.] 】

[While SCP-999 is capable of actively drinking liquids, its skin is hydrophobic.] The remainder of SCP-999 is a slimy orange substance of unknown composition, despite its ability to easily digest organic matter. 】

With the advent of this large paragraph,

The spectators, who had been speculating about what SCP-999 was, were stunned.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents widened their eyes.

"This..."

Natasha stared at the screen and said in amazement, "Isn't this just... Slime? It's still a large slime. "

Looking at the screen,

Nick Fury's mind subconsciously conjured up a similar image,

Then his black face grew darker and darker.

······

"Do you remember?"

Dr. Kondraki looked at Lin Lang and said with an exaggerated expression:

"That's it, hell, no one wouldn't like it. If Site 17 hadn't had 999, I'd have been maddened by those idiots!"

Lin Lang looked at him and was indifferent...

"Damn, you're definitely not normal!"

Ignoring Dr. Kondraki's complaints, Lin Lang continued to read.

[Subject has a mischievous temperament similar to that of a dog.] 】

[When approaching the subject, SCP-999 will appear unusually elated, squirming around the nearest human and jumping on top of them.] 】

[Then embraces them with two tentacles while rubbing their faces with a third hand, and emitting high-pitched giggles and cooing.] 】

[Depending on the subject of contact, SCP-999's body surface emits a pleasant odor.] Recorded scents include chocolate, laundry detergent, bacon, rose, and Play-Doh?. 】

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room seems to have seen a picture-

The orange slime snapped to Lin Lang's legs,

While holding his legs and shaking,

A giggle sounded.

For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room stayed in Bengbu.

Nick Fury was also a little confused.

It can't be that the O5 Council wants to see Lin Lang's jokes, right?

Although he admits that the image could be funny······

······

[Touching the surface of SCP-999 causes an immediate mental pleasure, and this sensation is heightened upon contact with SCP-999, lasting long after separation from the target.] 】

[The target's favorite behavior is to tickle each other, usually wrapping people from the neck down and tickling until they beg for mercy (though it often ignores the plea.)] 】

[Although injuries may occur, it has never been found to have actively harmed others.] 】

[If it hurts someone, it will immediately retreat and shrink into a small pile, making a "squeaking" sound, like a whimpering puppy "apologizing" for accidentally hurting someone.] 】

See here,

Even if everyone hasn't seen SCP-999 yet,

But it's also completely cutely transformed by the tickle monster described in the file!

What kind of super cute thing is this?

No one thought that

In addition to those mysterious and treacherous things,

Outside the containment that kills at every turn,

There is actually such a healing existence as an itchy monster.

In the last second, it seemed that he was still shocked by the strength of the three brothers of death,

The next second, I saw a cute slime...

Even the style of painting has changed.

······

[The target will reach out to anyone, but it will be more interested in those who are unhappy or hurt.] 】

[No matter how much damage one has suffered, they will be healed upon contact with SCP-999 and are optimistic about their future in life.] 】

[For example, individuals with major depression or post-traumatic stress disorder report that they have a much more positive outlook on life after contact with SCP-999.] 】

[The possibility of using SCP-999's mucus in the manufacture of antidepressants has been discussed.] 】

See here,

The eyes of the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. agents melted.

"What kind of fairy thing is this, which can actually bring healing to people from a physical level?"

"Hell, I really want to raise one. "

"That's so interesting, this guy..."

The agents didn't notice it at all, and the more they talked,

Nick Fury's face darkened.

He even began to doubt himself.

Hell, is it really that I'm overthinking?

Judging from the current situation,

How do you think SCP-999 is harmless to humans and animals?

Is it really as Dr. Kondraki said,

Is this the O5 Council's care for Lin Lang?

······

Kama Taj.

"Oh my God, it's so cute~"

·· ······ Asking for flowers·· ·

"It's like a puppy~"

Ancient One: "······"

Listening to the discussion of the magic apprentices, Gu Yi's face was slightly strange.

It's not uncommon for Safe-class containment objects to appear,

For example, the 343, 321, and 105.

But these three,

343 of them are the all-knowing and all-powerful God,

321 is the child of a member of the O5 Council,

105 is a former member of Pandora's Box who saved Lin Lang before.

All of them are complex containments.

But SCP-999...

At the moment, it's just a cute little cute thing.

How could Lin Lang be appointed to be in charge of this project?

Isn't this overkill?

The Ancient One came up with an idea similar to that of Nick Fury.

Problematic!

But she kept watching.

······

[Regarding the subject's mischievous behavior, SCP-999 appears to have a love for all animals (especially humans), refusing to eat meat and sacrificing itself to save others, even jumping up to block a bullet that is being fired at him.] 】

[Discussion about the subject's IQ is ongoing: despite its rather naïve behavior, it understands human language and most modern technology, including firearms.] 】

[The target's diet consists mainly of sweets and sweets, with MMs™ chocolate chips and Necco™ wafers being its favorites.] It feeds in a similar way to an amoeba. 】

0 ... 0

Seeing this in one breath, Lin Lang paused.

This is the end of the dossier,

The results are clear at a glance -

SCP-999 is really just an ordinary, even cute, Safe-class containment.

He put down the file, his eyes a little puzzled.

Dr. Kondraki couldn't wait, "How's it going?"

Lin Lang glanced at him calmly.

Didn't say anything, and it was as if they had said everything.

Dr. Kondraki retreated: "Okay, okay, you're just as boring as Gears' emotionless old man!"

Lin Lang ignored Dr. Kondraki's ridicule and asked, "What else?"

"And?"

Dr. Kondraki scratched his hair, "Oh yes, you have to be careful not to feed it any kind of caffeinated soft drink. "

Lin Lang: "······ Why?"

At the mention of this, Dr. Kondraki seemed to think of something, and immediately scolded:

"Damn, it wasn't last week, someone gave SCP-999 an extra can of Coke on top of its usual breakfast - not only did it bounce on the wall for half an hour, but it also made SCP-999 super disgusted by the carbonic acid!"

Dr. Kondraki didn't have a good air:

"So for the rest of the day it refused to move or eat. Thankfully, SCP-999 has recovered since then. Those staff who don't work seriously are bloody!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly didn't hold back.

Laughed.

God doesn't like caffeinated drinks.

Is this thing really anomalous?

Not a puppy?

Lin Lang said helplessly, "I mean, why did you put me in charge of SCP-999?"

"Isn't it true that some O5 councilor is interested in you?" said Dr. Kondraki, with a skeptical look.

Facing Lin Lang's cold gaze, Dr. Kondraki was suddenly defeated,

Shrugged:

"Okay, okay, I guess... Most likely, it is related to an interactive experiment not long ago. "

Hearing this, Lin Lang raised his eyebrows.

Interactive Experiment···

And S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Nick Frey suddenly stood up!

He looked at Natasha triumphantly, as if to say,

I said there was a problem!

Then, not caring about Natasha's gnashing of teeth,

He looked at the screen intently, for fear of missing a word!

······

"Last week, they had the whimsical idea to limit SCP-682's rampage by bringing SCP-682 into contact with SCP-999. "

After a pause, Dr. Kondraki pulled out a videotape:

"Then, there was an experiment with SCP-999 and SCP-682 interacting. "Yes.

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