[Ying]: Oh, yes, the system is really not a good person, Dadalia still needs to think carefully before making a choice.

[Paimon]: Eat a long and wise, as long as the prince makes a few more mistakes, he will have a long memory, let's not worry, take it slow~~

[Zhongli]: Dadalia Xiaoyou is indeed too anxious, we have not yet analyzed, it is really reckless to choose the answer rashly.

[Kazuto Arataki]: Dardalia, you were actually pitted by a traveler! He said the shortlist, but did not directly say the answer, then there must be a problem!

[Ying]: Yidou, you actually discovered my little secret, why, could it be that Yidou recently went to school?

[Shinobu Kuki]: Recently, the boss has been sitting and meditating every day, not knowing what is going on in his head, maybe he is really thinking.

[Arataki Kazuto]: Hahahaha, as soon as Uncle Ben thinks, the entire Inazuma will tremble three times!

[Dadalia]: That is, I became a man dumber than Ichito, alas....

[Kazuto Arataki]: Hahahaha, don't worry, there are more stupid people than Uncle Ben, this is not a stain in your life!!

[Dadalia]: Let's just think so. By the way, I still don't know what my punishment performance is, will it be very difficult?

[Zhongli]: Just treat it normally.

[Hu Tao]: How do you feel that Zhongli likes Gongzi very much, is it possible, what did the two of them do behind my back?!!

[Ying]: I just said, Zhongli must have a leg with Gongzi, you guys wait, I will definitely catch you two in bed!!

[Zhongli]: Don't make things up.

[Gongzi]: The two of us are innocent, but occasionally there are some technical exchanges, not as you think.

[Ying]: Hmph, explanation is a cover-up....

[Paimon]: What is disguised is the truth! Paimon finally picked up Ying's words this time.

[Amber]: Is it true? Mr. Dadalia looked at a talent, Mr. Zhongli is also a learned person, the two really have this possibility!!

[Kaia]: In my opinion, the relationship between the two of them is like my relationship with Diluc, and it is more intimate.

[Diluc]: Neither of them will get drunk in a tavern and end up having people turn their backs.

[Dadalia]: I really jumped into Liyue Port this time and couldn't wash it....

[System]: Now announce Dardalia's punishment performance: "The Law of True Incense".

[Dadalia]: The law of true incense? What is this, haven't you heard of it, Mr. Zhongli, have you ever heard of it?

[Zhongli]: I don't know, maybe it's a certain scientific law, or a certain symptom of the human body.

[Albedo]: None of the sciences, liberal arts and engineering have found this law, maybe it is history, or it may be a law of social science.

[Yan Qi]: I didn't find it in the legal texts either.

[Yoomira]: You are all masters, you have turned so many books so quickly, I will now go to the book on the history of fireworks.

Yae Miko: It's not about rituals, maybe it's a law created by the system itself, and we don't have to turn to books.

[System]: Maka's law is a law from another plane world, you don't need to turn to the book.

[Albedo]: If that's the case, I don't know when I will be able to experience it.

[Dadalia]: In the previous performances, were they all scripts that we found in that plane world?

[System]: Part of it, and part of it is my own idea. In order to make the plot coherent, several other characters are needed for this performance, and invitations have been sent to several characters, please click on.

[skirmishers]: Hehe, this kind of boring thing, also come to bother me, it's really boring, is this a mortal?

[Lady]: Why did you send me an invitation too? Moreover, this invitation was not refused at all, but could only be accepted.

[Ph.D.]: Do I even want to participate? Gongzi, you are really good, and all the members of the fools can see our jokes.

[Dadalia]: I'm sorry guys, this is really powerless, and please cooperate with my performance, and then I will take Mora out and invite you to dinner.

[skirmishers]: Mortals, only have the desire in their minds, it is really boring.

[Ray Movie]: Cannon, go home for dinner.

[skirmishers] :(╬◣д◢) Don't call me by that title, woman!

[Yae Miko]: Hehe, Kage is really knowledgeable, tell her to do whatever she wants, hahaha....

[Skirmishers]: Yae Miko, it's you woman again!

[Yae Miko]: Ouch, little brother, haven't seen it for hundreds of years, so pulled? I really think you haven't grown a yo~

[skirmishers]: Woman, I don't know you in general, mortals can't experience the greatness of the gods!

Several white lights landed, and everyone was teleported into a room, and the props and costumes were ready.

"My clothes are actually the clothes of the recruits of the fools, and I don't understand what the plot is."

Dadalia took the clothes, skillfully changed them, stood in front of the mirror, felt like seeing his younger self, really embarrassed, and I don't know how long ago it was the last time he wore a recruit's clothes.

"Why are my clothes handy!" The skirmishers jumped like thunder, took the prop suit, directly tore it to pieces, threw it the ground, and gave a few heavy kicks.

But the anger in his heart has not yet been fully vented, he is a god, why should he be a handyman! According to the plot waiting down, it is estimated that it is still a stupid big Dadalia's miscellaneous servant! This is not bullying!

"Silly big man, we have reversed roles, you will be a miscellaneous servant, and I will be a recruit." The skirmish walked unceremoniously in front of Gongzi, looked at him on his back, and the lady and the doctor who were eating melons next to him immediately felt funny.

The height gap between the two is indeed very large, just like a child teaching a big brother, because Dadalia is still standing on the steps, and the height gap between the two is even higher.

"I'm going to take it secretly." The lady took out the mini camera, took a picture of it, and the doctor also took a photo, and shared it with the internal group chat of the fools, with the title: The

heart of the people is not old, the son teaches the old son.

"Can roles be swapped? You ask about the system.

"Character scripts cannot be exchanged, please continue to familiarize yourself with the plot, and you will be on stage later."

"Huh..." the skirmish sneered, did not say much, after all, the high cold male god can not talk much, if he chatters all day long, then what kind of high cold male god, then it becomes a male neurosis.

After ten minutes, the four people finally became familiar with the script and could perform on stage, this play, the main scene is Dadalia's, and the other three are just foils.

"Time passes, and now on the big screen, it is Dadalia who has just joined the fools, at that time, he was angry and bloody, very impetuous, and he was simply a punk!"

"My real situation is not like this, don't be misled, this is just a plot need." Dadalia saw that his personality was almost collapsing, and quickly sent out a barrage to clarify a wave.

In a broken room, the recruit Dadalia and his servants, skirmishers, two people sat inside, very unhappy, the reason is very simple, he fools are singers, the food for himself is so unpalatable, this is not to kill himself!

Neither of them ate lunch, and put the meals under the bed, where the dust was everywhere, and if they were taken out later, the meals could not be eaten at all, and the entrance was full of dust.

"How can such filthy food enter the body of a great god? Even the lowly ants on the ground will not bow down and eat such lowly food!

"Don't eat, these things, Lao Tzu resolutely does not eat!" Although my Dadalia family is poor, I will never eat this kind of thing, which is a shame on me as a human being! This must have humiliated us early! Because Lao Tzu came from the winter, I think the locals are so bullied, right, resolutely not to eat, hunger strike! "

Hunger strike!" The skirmishers also sat on the ground, looking proud.

The sound of "clicking" footsteps came, and the Doctor knocked lightly on the door outside.

"Bedroom 101, why haven't you taken out your rice bowl yet?" The doctor's face was serious, as a veteran, there were actually recruits who dared to cross with him, this is not to hit the muzzle?!!!

"Open the door!" The Doctor knocked heavily on the door.

With a "click", the door opened, and inside stood Dadalia and skirmishers, both of them looking proud, with an unhappy face, obviously two stunned.

"Why didn't the rice bowl come out and lay it out?" The Doctor spoke first.

"Because I didn't eat." Dadalia said, glaring at the Doctor with wide eyes.

"Don't eat? Why not eat, these are the grains that farmers have worked so hard to grow! Why don't you eat!

"By what? Hahahahaha... How dare mortals and other mortals talk to the gods? When I came to this place, I can already be regarded as seeing you, and I still think that I will eat such lowly food, it is impossible! "

Oh? You two are very personality~ Among the recruits, for now, you two have the most personality. Don't be too arrogant, young man..." The Doctor moved his wrist, ready to get started.

"Not angry, is that called a young man?" Dadalia looked at the Doctor resolutely, clenching her fists, ready to strike.

"Since you are so arrogant, then we will fight, if you win, Laozi Oh will not pursue your problem of eating, if you lose, these rice..." The doctor grabbed the rice bowl on the ground and buckled it directly on the ground, and the rice mixed with soup was all spilled on the ground.

"You both have to lick clean, like a dog!"

"Boom!"

A little chill arrives first, and then the gun comes out like a dragon!

Only for a moment, before the doctor could react, a long spear appeared in Dardalia's hand, stabbing sharply towards the doctor's head, this move, is with killing intent, if the doctor does not dodge, it will definitely be cut off half of the head, even if the immortal sees it, he can only shake his head.

"Boom!"

A small dagger suddenly appeared in front of the Doctor, blocking Dardalia's spear, and at the same time, the skirmishers also attacked, he jumped high, all the elemental power gathered at his feet, and kicked towards the Doctor.

"Boom!"

The Doctor was also about to use his elemental combat skills, but a flame fell from the sky, and after the wind element spread with the skirmishers, the entire room was filled with flames.

"Made, it's actually on fire, who stepped on the horse and used the fire element in the house!"

"Wait, stand down!" The lady stood in the doorway, she was in the state of the fire element at this time, and as soon as she entered the room, the temperature of the entire room rose several degrees.

"You are, ma'am?"

"It's still familiar, do you know who the person you hit is?"

"I don't know, isn't it a veteran?"

"That's it, I don't understand what I said, let's go out." The lady whispered a few words to the doctor, and the doctor walked out, and in the plot, the lady is the highest status.

"What caused the fight?"

"The food is so unpalatable, it's not for people to eat!" Dadalia saw that the lady directly took the doctor away, and felt that she was not a petty official, most of them were a high-ranking officer, and she was still just a recruit, she couldn't afford to offend, and she had to be treated well.

"I'll take a look at your dishes."

"It's all on the ground, what else do you think?" Dadalia pointed to the large pool of oil and water on the ground, and it was disgusting to look at.

"Although it looks disgusting, it is actually edible in terms of nutritional value." The lady crouched down to look at the leftovers and swept them away with a broom.

"Even if I starve to death and die outside, I won't eat anything if I jump from here! If you eat these nutrient blocks, it is better to eat water directly!

"It's funny." The lady smiled, brought out the leftovers, and brought them to the door by the way.

"Whew-" Dadalia lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling dejectedly, just now before he hit enough, he was stopped by the lady, it was really unpleasant, and the light blue-haired veteran, actually dared to be so arrogant! After that, I must hammer him hard.

"Goo~" The skirmisher's stomach made a sound, although he didn't say a word, just sat on the edge of the bed, casually flipping through the recruit manual.

Dadalia saw that the skirmishers did not speak, so he did not care, he continued to lie down, and after a few minutes, his stomach began to growl.

"Bang bang bang..." the lady stood outside the door and knocked softly.

"Who?"

"Me." The lady pushed open the door, holding a large pot of fried rice in her hand, fragrant and fluttering, seducing the two, almost unbearable.

"What are you doing here? I said I won't eat anything from you! "Dadalia is still hard-mouthed, just skirmishers, they have already sat up, staring at the fried rice in the lady's hand, after all, it is too fragrant, and the gods also want to eat!"

"Forget it, let's eat." Dadalia glanced at the skirmishers, rushed out with another step, sat down next to the lady, took the bowl and began to scoop the rice.

The skirmishers felt outrageous, just Nima was outrageous, just now he said that he didn't eat, this is only a few seconds, directly sitting next to the basin!

"Come and eat too." Dadalia grabbed the skirmisher's sleeve and pulled him over.

"Hey, what a fragrance!"

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