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I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want. - Chapter 29

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I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want.

I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want. - Chapter 29
(Warm reminder: The following chapters are a bit disgusting, don't read while eating)

Outside Konoha Village.

Not long after, Obito came back.

"Black Zetsu, let's go." Obito said.

"Okay." Black Zetsu said and looked at White Zetsu and Afei behind him, "We will leave the Land of Fire first. You must take good care of the money in the base.

This money is very important. We will go to the store on the border to exchange for weapons!"

"Understood, Lord Black Zetsu!" Afei said.

Black Zetsu nodded, and then left with Obito.

Afei looked at the backs of the two people leaving and fell into deep thought, "I wonder if that boss can tell me what it feels like to defecate?"

"Lord Zetsu praised that boss a lot, I believe he will definitely tell me what it feels like to defecate!"

As he said, Afei excitedly began to look for Yunxiao's store around the Land of Fire.

...

The border of the Land of Fire.

Yunxiao was lying on a chair, bored. It was strange that no one had come to his shop since Nagato and others left two days ago.

He yawned, "With this amount of customers, how long will it take me to make a lot of money?"

The things in the shop were ridiculously expensive, and he couldn't afford them at all.

He couldn't buy goods without money to improve his strength, and he didn't dare to leave the shop if he couldn't improve his strength. After all, the ninja world was too dangerous for him who was powerless.

He could only stay in the shop in a daze, "I don't know where the plot is going..." Yunxiao muttered.

Outside the door.

Ah Fei looked at the shop in front of him with curiosity, "Is this the shop that Master Jue is talking about?"

He searched for a night at the border of the Fire Country and finally found it.

"I don't know, can this boss tell me what the meaning of defecation is?" Ah Fei said, and walked into the shop.

"Boss~!" Ah Fei shouted.

The sudden sound startled Yunxiao. He quickly stood up and looked outside the door, and saw a White Zetsu jumping in.

Yunxiao saw the funny personality of White Zetsu, and knew that this White Zetsu was A Fei.

Among the thousands of White Zetsu created by Uchiha Madara, A Fei is a special existence.

He is a senior expert in human feces research... a wholesaler of prosthetic transplants... a possessed demon...

He smiled and said, "Excuse me, is there anything you need?"

"Boss, do you know what it feels like to defecate?" A Fei hurriedly ran to Yunxia and asked expectantly.

Yunxiao was stunned. He didn't expect A Fei to ask him this question.

He opened his mouth again and again, and for a moment he didn't know how to describe it.

A Fei saw Yunxiao's look and looked disappointed, "So, it turns out that you don't know either, boss..."

As he said, A Fei walked towards the door in a daze.

Yunxiao saw Ah Fei leaving and suddenly said, "It's really hard for me to describe this to you, but I can let you poop yourself."

"Boss, are you telling the truth?" Ah Fei was so excited when he heard Yunxiao's words. He grabbed Yunxiao's shoulders and was so excited.

Yunxiao smiled and nodded, "I can install the corresponding internal organs in your body, so that you can poop like a normal person."

Hearing Yunxiao's explanation, Ah Fei jumped up and down happily, "Hahaha, I can poop too!"

"Boss, help me install it quickly, I want to poop!" Ah Fei said expectantly.

As a White Zetsu, his dream is to be able to poop, but he didn't expect that his dream would come true.

"Because your body is special, you need to cultivate internal organs suitable for you. It will cost 50 million taels in total. Do you have money?" Yunxiao asked with a smile.

Ah Fei was stunned when he heard the price. If he didn't have money, would he not be able to experience the feeling of pooping?

He was a little disappointed, but then he remembered that Master Jue had put a lot of money in the base, and he could use the money to transform his body so that he could poop!

Thinking of this, A Fei said excitedly: "Boss, I have money, I'll get it now!"

As he said that, A Fei hurried out of the store.

"Ahaha, I will know what poop means soon!" A Fei shouted excitedly.

Hearing A Fei's voice gradually fading away, Yun Xiao was a little curious, "Does Bai Jue also have the habit of making money?"

He really couldn't figure out where A Fei's money came from.

...

Black Jue's secret base.

"A Fei, what are you going to do with the money?" A Bai Jue asked.

Hearing the voice, the other Bai Jue also looked at A Fei curiously.

"Take the money to transform the body, so that you can poop!" A Fei said excitedly.

Hearing this, the other Bai Jue came over curiously, and said in disbelief: "Is it true?""Of course it's true! And it only costs 50 million!" Ah Fei said sincerely, "Do you want to transform yourself too? Then we can happily poop together!"

Hearing Ah Fei's words, the White Zetsu were obviously moved. They looked at each other, with a hint of hesitation and desire in their eyes, and then looked at Ah Fei again.

"This is not good, this money belongs to Lord Black Zetsu..." One of the White Zetsu said cautiously, seeming to have some concerns.

"What are you afraid of? We will say that the money suddenly disappeared.

Anyway, Lord Black Zetsu shouldn't find out, he's so busy." Ah Fei's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a sly smile.

The eyes of the other White Zetsu lit up, "What a good idea!"

So, the White Zetsu no longer hesitated, picked up the money on the ground, and followed Ah Fei happily.

The banknotes that were originally stuffed into half of the base shrank by one third in an instant.

...

The border of the Fire Country.

"Boss~ I'm here!" Ah Fei shouted at the door.

"So fast?" Yunxiao heard the voice and walked to the door curiously.

When he saw the scene outside, he almost dropped his jaw.

I saw dozens of White Zetsu standing at the door, all of them with a lot of money wrapped around them.

Damn, are these White Zetsu going to rob a bank? !

"Boss, we all have to poop!" A Fei shouted.

After Yunxiao reacted, he smiled and quickly made way, saying flatteringly: "Come in, come in!"

More than a dozen White Zetsu swarmed into the store.

"Boss, start quickly! I'm impatient to wait!" A Fei urged anxiously.

Yunxiao nodded repeatedly. There were a total of twelve White Zetsu. He didn't expect that this business could make 600 million!

After the White Zetsu paid the money, Yunxiao immediately raised twelve transformation instruments and asked them to lie in them.

Not long after, the transformation was completed.

They looked at their bodies curiously and felt that nothing had changed.

"Boss, why don't I feel the urge to defecate?" Ah Fei asked in confusion.

"That's because you haven't eaten yet. As long as you eat, the food will turn into feces in your stomach, and then you can defecate." Yun Xiao explained patiently.

"Oh, that's it, I understand!" After saying that, Ah Fei rushed out impatiently.

Seeing this, the other White Zetsu also ran out excitedly.

Looking at their backs as they left, Yun Xiao suddenly remembered something and hurriedly chased to the door and shouted: "Don't defecate anywhere!"

Yun Xiao didn't know if they heard what he said...

I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want.

I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want. - Chapter 29

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