Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 848
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Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 848After training, they would still come to accompany Lu Qian to class.
A group of highly educated people accompanied Lu Qian to learn elementary school classroom knowledge.
The key is that these guys have a feeling of enjoying it.
Lu Xiao was too lazy to care about these.
Anyway, Lu Qian has become a non-staff member of the Ninth Army. It’s a done deal, so Lu Xiao naturally doesn’t bother to care.
After watching for a while, Lu Xiao’s eyes fell on Xiaoyu.
He was not familiar with this girl.
The first time he met in his memory was the day when the C03 shelter fell.
When they met again, they were already in hell.
Lu Xiao also heard that this girl named Xiaoyu was responsible for Lu Qian’s enlightenment education.
Although she looked crazy and always held her vocal cords in her hands.
But no matter what, she was also Lu Qian’s teacher.
For this reason, Lu Xiao decided to do something for her.
After thinking for a moment, he walked to the door of the classroom and knocked on it gently.
"Knock knock knock!"
After a while, the door of the classroom was opened.
Xiaoyu stuck her head out and looked at Lu Xiao with crazy eyes.
Everyone in the classroom turned their heads to look at him.
Lu Xiao cleared his throat, and then whispered to Xiaoyu: "Teacher Xiaoyu, can I take up one of your class time?"
Before Xiaoyu spoke, Zhang Weidong and others in the classroom began to make a noise.
"Oh? Take up one class time to go on a date?"
"Teacher Xiaoyu, I tell you, this guy is not a good person, don't be fooled by his mouth!"
"..."
The voices of noise continued.
Even Lu Qian looked at Lu Xiao with shining eyes, as if she was imagining some bloody love story.
Lu Xiao rolled his eyes, then said with a dark face: "Study this class on your own!
Zhang Weidong, if you dare to take Lu Qian to skip class, I will not forgive you!"
After that, without waiting for other people's reaction, Lu Xiao grabbed Xiaoyu's arm and prepared to leave.
Xiaoyu struggled for a while, and then the vocal cords in her hand began to vibrate, and she screamed: "Ah! Where are you taking me?"
Seeing her crazy look, Lu Xiao sighed and said: "Take you to see a doctor and let him put your vocal cords back!"
Xiaoyu was still struggling.
Lu Xiao simply went all out and carried Xiaoyu on his shoulders, and then swaggered towards the prison doctor's holding room.
Just then, Zhang Weidong's teasing voice came from the classroom: "It is illegal to violate a woman's will, you kid, don't mess around, it will leave a stain in your file!"
Hearing this teasing, Lu Xiao didn't even bother to respond.
On his shoulder, Xiaoyu was still struggling desperately.
His vocal cords trembled and he let out a series of piercing screams.
The screams made Lu Xiao's eardrums itch.
He said weakly: "Stop shouting! Stop shouting! I'm taking you to see a doctor, not to a slaughterhouse!"
As soon as the voice fell, Xiaoyu bent over and bit Lu Xiao's back.
Lu Xiao didn't feel anything.
And poor Xiaoyu, all her teeth were broken.
If it weren't for the slight sound of the teeth falling to the ground, Lu Xiao wouldn't have known that such a thing had happened.
He squatted down with a distressed look on his face and picked up Xiaoyu's teeth one by one.
While picking them up, he complained: "My coat is made of the skin of the gods. Why bite here when there are no other places for you to bite.
I don't know if the prison doctor has worked as a dentist part-time... Alas~"
Lu Xiao put the teeth he picked up into the pocket of his coat, and then continued to walk towards the prison doctor's reception room.
Xiao Yu, who was on his shoulders, finally stopped struggling.
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After arriving at the prison doctor's reception room, the prison doctor happened to be away.
In the reception room, only Liu Ni was alone.
She was holding a thick, old-fashioned book in her hand.
Hearing the noise, she quickly turned her head.
Seeing that it was Lu Xiao, her beautiful eyebrows slowly wrinkled.
The main thing was that Lu Xiao was carrying another woman on his shoulders.
And the woman was wearing a professional suit.
Her face quickly darkened.
At this moment, Lu Xiao asked in confusion: "Where did the prison doctor go?"
Liu Ni: "He went to heaven!"
Lu Xiao: "??? Then when will he come back?"
Liu Ni: "Wait until he falls from the sky!"
Lu Xiao was a little confused by this set of read and reply.
He pursed his lips and said speechlessly: "You look like you are in a bad mood.
Or should I come back later?"
Liu Ni snortedShe said, "Oh! I'll make room for you right now!"
She closed the book, stood up and prepared to leave.
At this time, the door of the holding room opened again.
The tall figure of the prison doctor walked in from outside.
After taking two steps, he suddenly froze in place.
"How about? I'll give you three some private space?"
The sharp voice was full of embarrassment that could not be concealed.
Lu Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Prison Doctor, please stop making trouble. I need your help now."
Hearing Lu Xiao's words, the prison doctor walked in doubtfully.
He walked and said, "What can I help you with? Help you take pictures? Or help you push your butt?"
As soon as the voice fell, Xiaoyu on Lu Xiao's shoulder immediately began to struggle again.
Liu Ni's face flushed.
On the other hand, Lu Xiao looked at the prison doctor with a dark face and continued: "Mr. Prison Doctor, this joke is not funny."
Hearing this, the prison doctor laughed twice: "Hehe! I just want to liven up the atmosphere."
After saying that, he looked at Xiaoyu who was carried on Lu Xiao's shoulders.
"You want me to treat this lady?"
Lu Xiao nodded gently.
The prison doctor pondered for a moment, and then continued: "But she is very healthy."
Hearing this, Lu Xiao rolled his eyes again: "She is so crazy, and you still say she is healthy?"
The prison doctor did not answer immediately, but asked Lu Xiao to put Xiaoyu down first.
Lu Xiao did so.
As soon as Xiaoyu landed, he punched and kicked Lu Xiao.
However, the soft fists, landing on Lu Xiao's body, were not even as good as mosquito bites.
The prison doctor coughed twice, then stepped forward to pull Xiaoyu aside and began to soothe her emotions.
After a while, Xiaoyu finally calmed down.
At this time, the prison doctor said in a deep voice: "Ms. Xiaoyu, I have told you so many times not to rely on that external vocal cord.
If you always use it to speak, you will soon lose your ability to speak."
At this time, the vocal cord in Xiaoyu's hand began to vibrate: "I like it, what do you care?"
After the voice fell, the prison doctor faced Lu Xiao and spread his hands helplessly: "You see, it's not that I don't help you, it's that the patient is unwilling to cooperate!"
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