Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 860
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Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 860Zhang Chu looked like he had a headache.
He slowly raised his head, and when he saw the warden coming out, he felt like he had seen a savior.
Without waiting for the warden to react, he came to the warden in three or two steps, and then said with a sad face: "Changqing! If you don't come out, I will really bring lightning to strike you!"
The warden's mouth twitched, and then he raised his hand and patted Zhang Chu's shoulder.
Then, he turned his head to look at the assistant and said: "Is this the... parent you mentioned?"
The assistant nodded solemnly.
The warden sighed, then turned his head and continued to Zhang Chu: "Forget it, let's go in first."
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Along the way, the group of children chattered non-stop.
The warden's forehead veins popped out because of the noise.
It's not that the warden hates children.
The main thing is that these little guys are so careless with their mouths.
They say whatever they want, without considering other people's feelings at all.
In the office, the warden was holding a kettle and adding water to the tea bowl on the coffee table.
After a while, he said in a deep voice: "Everyone... drink some thin tea first."
A group of children each held a tea bowl and began to sip.
Looking at their appearance, they are just like a group of old cadres in the system.
The warden's mouth twitched, and then he looked at Zhang Chu with a strange look.
Zhang Chu shrugged and said helplessly: "There is no way, just bear with it."
Hearing this, the warden sighed softly.
At this moment, a relatively sturdy little boy put down his tea bowl, then looked at the warden with a scrutinizing look and said, "Old donor, you just said you would arrange a nursery for us?
Old Taoist, may I ask, are the teachers there male or female?"
Hearing this old Taoist, the warden's mouth twitched again.
He pursed his lips, then sighed softly and said, "Male teacher!"
The sturdy little boy immediately pursed his lips and said, "Then I'd better not bother you, benefactor!"
Just then, Zhang Chu wailed, "Changqing, I have never asked you for anything in my first half of my life!
Just arrange a beautiful female teacher for these ancestors!
Just think of it as me begging you!"
Hearing this, the warden was stunned at first, then shook his head softly and said, "With their temper, how dare I arrange a female teacher?"
Zhang Chu said with a face full of collapse, "With their current ghost appearance, they can barely touch people's knees when they jump up. Nothing will happen, you believe me!"
At this time, one of the children smiled and said, "Teacher, rest assured, I will take good care of my younger disciples."
The warden looked at the child who was talking, and seeing that the other party looked old and arrogant, he finally compromised.
Then he asked his assistant to take the children out.
Because he wanted to talk to Zhang Chu about something that could only be discussed behind closed doors.
Soon, the office became quiet.
The warden looked at Zhang Chu with a strange expression and said, "What's going on? You call them Grandmaster and Uncle, but how come they call you Dad?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chu was stunned, and then said helplessly, "This is a long story."
The warden immediately glared and said, "Then let's make it short!"
Zhang Chu was silent for a moment, and then told his experience during this period.
The story started from the day he was captured by Dan Qingrong.
As soon as he was captured, Dan Qingrong dismantled him.
That's right, physically dismantled him.
Then Dan Qingrong made him into a puppet.
After becoming a puppet, what Zhang Chu had to do every day was to wander around the Taoist temple.
But Dan Qingrong still left the source of pollution to him.
After putting on the mask, Zhang Chu quickly recovered all his memories.
Even the previous memories were restored.
Then there were the things that happened later.
After listening to Zhang Chu's description, the warden was a little dumbfounded and said, "It's a mess, too messy!"
He paused for a moment, then continued, "What are you going to do next?"
Zhang Chu pondered for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I have come all the way from the Dark Prison and have hardly seen those polluted lives. I thought about it and you should be able to answer my questions.
So I brought those ancestors to find you!"
Hearing Zhang Chu mention this, the warden's mood immediately improved.
He leaned back and leaned on the sofa with a look of relief: "The gambler, that guy, cleaned up the world and the Dark Prison.
It happened not long ago.
I took advantage of him and had a good life for a while.
Now most of those outsiders are dormant."
Hearing this, Zhang Chu's eyes lit up and said, "There is such a thing?"
The warden nodded, and then briefly explained the gambler's going to hell.
When Zhang Chu heard that there was another world, his face suddenly became excited.
He patted the warden's shoulder heavily: "Well, I want to go to hell too!"
Hearing this, the warden narrowed his eyes and said: "Take your seniors with you?"
Zhang Chu's face fell instantly.
He shook his head frantically and said: "Changqing! You don't understand what I mean, I want to go alone!"
Hearing this, the warden waved his hands and said: "Don't even think about it! If you want to go, you have to take them with you! "
In the end, the nursery was still not established.
Because Zhang Chu compromised.
He decided to take his own senior teachers with him to hell.
After he made the decision, the warden immediately decided to open the 'door' to hell again.
But before that, he needed to mobilize some supplies, and then he would enter hell with Zhang Chu and others.
Cart after car of supplies drove out from various factories in Huaxia and headed straight for Kyoto.
Taking advantage of this time, the warden also found someone to teach Zhang Chu and others the language of hell.
Who knew that those senior teachers who wore open-crotch pants but looked old-fashioned were not willing to learn.
Someone said: "What a shitty hell, I have to learn how to talk from them! Can't they learn how to talk from me? "
This statement was immediately recognized by everyone.
Only the hell creature who was called to teach the hell language looked confused.
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On the other side, Lu Xiao and his group finally arrived at their destination after nearly a day of travel.
Along the way, the three of them did not encounter any obstacles and arrived smoothly.
Looking at the post office that was out of place in hell, Lu Xiao sighed and said, "It's good to have a hard fist.
Before, everyone was beaten to a pulp, but there is no chaos here.
Even if those outsiders came, they didn't dare to make trouble here. "
Beside him, the gambler looked at the building in shock, and said in a surprised tone, "Is this made by aliens?"
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