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Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 872

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Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me?

Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 872
Since ancient times, relationships bound by interests are the most reliable relationships.

Lu Xiao naturally knows this.

But it doesn't matter.

As long as Damon hangs out with him for a while, he might become the second natural disaster.

This is not just talk.

Lu Xiao still recognizes his personal charm.

But if he takes the initiative to say this, he will appear to be very narcissistic.

So he set his eyes on the gambler, hoping that the other party can tacitly say what he thinks in his heart.

The gambler's scalp tingled under this gaze.

How could he know what Lu Xiao was thinking.

After swallowing the flesh and blood of the gods in his mouth, he hesitated and said, "What's the matter? Do you need me to say something for you?"

Hearing this, Lu Xiao immediately rolled his eyes.

If the natural disaster was present, he would definitely understand immediately and start to flatter him.

At this moment, Lu Xiao was anxious about the gambler's emotional intelligence.

Without the help of Tianzai, Lu Xiao felt a sense of loneliness.

He missed Tianzai very much.

It was not until then that Lu Xiao remembered that he had not eaten a single bite of the barbecue.

Then, Lu Xiao turned his longing into appetite.

He swallowed the barbecue as big as his head in two or three bites.

While eating, he thought about what Damon had just said.

He cared a lot about the race called angels and the authority of "purity".

The race that could make Damon hostile should not be a weak race.

Lu Xiao guessed that the angels should have been an enemy before the decline of the demons.

In other words, the angels are very likely to be one of the top 100 tribes in the universe.

Generally speaking, such tribes have at least one person who has mastered the rules.

And that authority is very likely to be "purity".

How did the chef master the "purity"? Is he really an angel?

Thinking of this, Lu Xiao glanced at the chef with the corner of his eyes.

The chef was wiping his hands with an apron.

On that hideous face, there were several abscesses larger than thumbs.

The wrinkles on his face looked like they could suffocate maggots alive.

"Do high-level angels really look like this?" Lu Xiao said in his heart.

And Damon didn't need to lie about this.

Then the chef is very likely to be an angel.

Dante also had the same idea as Lu Xiao.

Perhaps he felt the gazes of the two people, and the chef shuddered.

Then he looked at the two people, shrank his neck and said weakly: "Is there any problem? Is there something wrong with the taste?"

Hearing this, Lu Xiao subconsciously pursed his lips.

It must be said that the chef's skills are still online.

The taste is absolutely amazing.

Lu Xiao groaned, then stared at the chef and said, "Are you really an angel?"

Hearing this, the chef immediately shook his head and said, "I don't know what angel is, I'm just a cook!"

Lu Xiao pursed his lips, then said with a strange look in his eyes, "Then you just said that you were abandoned by the tribe when you were a child!"

Hearing this, the chef's eyes widened instantly.

He looked at Lu Xiao with horror, his tone full of incomprehension: "Didn't you teach me to say this?"

"If I taught you to say it, why doesn't your tone sound so righteous?" Lu Xiao asked back.

The chef's eyes widened even more: "Isn't this righteous enough for me?"

At this time, Lu Xiao smiled evilly and said, "Look at you, you have learned to talk back!"

As he spoke, he reached his hand to his waist.

The next second, a belt appeared in his hand.

Seeing this belt, the chef instantly lost his temper.

He hung his head, and kept rubbing the corner of his apron with both hands.

Lu Xiao stood up and cursed: "It seems that you won't admit that you are an angel unless I hang you up and whip you for three days and three nights!"

Suddenly, the gambler looked at Lu Xiao and said in a surprised tone: "Why do you want to reward him?"

Everyone present was stunned when he said this.

At this time, Lu Xiao felt that the belt in his hand weighed tens of millions of pounds.

After a moment of embarrassment, Lu Xiao laughed and said: "Well, I was just joking with Mr. Chef."

Who knew that the gambler said seriously: "But I am serious!"

Lu Xiao was speechless for a moment.

He felt it was difficult for the first time.

After the last belt education, Lu Xiao found a very serious problem.

The gambler, this guy, is like a stone in the pit, which is smelly and hard.

You can't beat him, and you can't scold him.

Because he will feel very happy.

If you kill him directly, it will feel a pity.After all, the power of "lie" is really useful.

If someone else uses this power, it may not be as smooth as the gambler.

This guy's understanding of lies, looking at the entire world, is probably ranked in the top five.

Lu Xiao felt that he was not as good as the gambler in terms of lying.

For example, the lie about the new fuel.

After understanding the whole process, even Lu Xiao said it was awesome.

If it were him, this lie would never be established.

It is estimated that the first step would be exposed.

After a sigh, Lu Xiao sat back in his original position.

After seeing that Lu Xiao's spearhead was diverted from him, the chef immediately continued to cook.

Perhaps only by working continuously can Lu Xiao, the farmer, not notice him.

After a while.

The second dish was served.

Lu Xiao looked at the braised pork on the table and frowned again.

He always felt that this thing was weird, but he couldn't find any fault with it.

The braised pork was delicious in both color and taste.

Seeing that he couldn't find the reason, Lu Xiao stopped worrying about it.

After all, he had to get promoted, so it was meaningless to worry about it.

He picked up the plate and opened his mouth.

A large plate of braised pork was poured directly into his mouth.

Dante and the gambler also knew that Lu Xiao was in urgent need of a quick promotion, so they didn't want to grab it.

At this moment, Lu Xiao put down the plate and said in a puzzled tone: "By the way, what kind of life is that green creature?

It looks ugly, and I don't know what kind of environment can evolve such an ugly life.

And it's in human form, it's really eye-catching!"

Dante shrugged, indicating that he didn't know.

At this time, the gambler raised his hand.

Lu Xiao quickly set his sights on the gambler.

The gambler smiled and said, "I remember correctly, I have seen this creature in a movie.

In the movie, this thing is called... Goblin."

"Goblin?" Lu Xiao repeated the new term, then pursed his lips and complained, "What a damn name, no wonder it looks so ugly!"

Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me?

Weird asylum, you're taking in a human like me? - Chapter 872

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